A Photo a Day Keeps Everyone Away

A glimpse into my extensive collection of blurry and irrelevant photographs. 

March 23rd 2015

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Trying to find any excuse to use this in a work blog post

November 4th 2014

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Mia Wallace and Frank before they drank lots of Southern Comfort and ate a ton of vodka jelly.

October 26th 2014

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Found the perfect cake to present to my mum on her afternoon tea hen party.

May 25th 2013

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Yeah it is my birthday this month, mum, but I completely understand; buying a new ink cartridge is a MUCH bigger occasion

March 31st 2013

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Pretty much got my mum spot on.

February 24th 2013

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This is a pheasant that my mum’s had in her back garden for a few weeks. He’s really cute and scary. I’ve called him Donatella because I think it looks like he’s wearing a fancy suit. The last time I saw a pheasant this close was when one flew into the window when I was on the school bus. I just want to look after him and then make soup out of him (joking).

January 10th 2013

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It’s things like this that make me genuinely fearful of pre-pubescent girls

January 7th 2012

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When I asked my dad if I could use his scanner to scan something important, I don’t think this is what he had in mind.

December 18th 2012

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Dear diary,

The year is 1902. Upon my arrival at Ellis Island I was disappointed to find that none of the meat here is kosher. Guess I’ll just stick to the matzah balls. Oy vey!

Shalom,
Esther Goldstein

December 15th 2012

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The most useless piece of tinsel ever. My mum really needs to get some new tinsel, this is older than me

December 12th 2012

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Do the laws on GBH become more lenient when you punch twee, smug couples like this in the face? STOP TREATING THE TUBE LIKE A GAME OF SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN YOU A-HOLES

November 21st 2012

Christmas reading material

November 9th 2012

I once gave this picture to a potential employer in an attempt to get a job. Suffice to say, I didn’t get it.

November 7th 2012

Tuesday night television has never looked so interesting

November 2nd 2012

A couple of my uni friends are coming down this evening. I think we will celebrate with some fine university cuisine like this (that’s a peperami. Just, FYI).

October 30th 2012

When I was looking through photos for today’s post, I found this one on my phone. It was when I was doing my degree on Playboy, and their website went down. I was resisting the urge to tell the help centre that I was a 21 year old girl doing her dissertation, not a 40 year old man wanting to look at boobs.

October 29th 2012

I sent this adorable picture to my friend Becky. She sent me a message back saying “Stop sending me pictures of your sister’s cat.”

October 28th 2012

My dad really needs to get some more up-to-date cookbooks…

October 25th 2012

I caught a fly – yes A FLY – under this mug about two weeks ago. I could boast about my super quick reflexes right now, but anyone who’s seen me try and catch a ball knows this is most definitely not the case. The truth is, it was like the Alex Reid of flies – big but not so clever. But now I am scared to lift it up and dispose of the corpse. I just know there’s going to be a teeny tiny skeleton under there, and that freaks me out.

October 24th 2012

Olivia just sent me this text from work. I think it’s been a slow day.

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